Long time ago I came across to this joke:

Heaven is….

Where the police are British,
The cooks are Italian,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are French and
It’s all organised by the Swiss.

Hell is …

Where the police are German,
The cooks are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss and
It’s all organised by the Italians

I wonder what is the current version of the same joke after seeing Home Office declared that –

The new set of rules, under section 76 of the 2008 (Counter-Terrorism) Act and section 58A of the 2000 Act, will target anyone who ‘elicits or attempts to elicit information about [members of armed forces] … which is of a kind likely to be useful to a person committing or preparing an act of terrorism’.

A person found guilty of this offence could be liable to imprisonment for up to 10 years, and to a fine.

In the mean time I found a video-